Rob is blowing a whistle, over and over.

Bob: “Why are you blowing that whistle, Rob?”

Rob: “To keep the dragons away.”

Bob: “I see no dragons.”

Rob: “It works!”

  • lemmefixdat4u@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    The most prevalent has got to be, "We prayed and -insert name- recovered - it’s a miracle!

    And if the person dies: “It’s the will of God.”