All in one sitting. You get one condiment of choice, and a large glass of water. Bills can be torn up before consumption but nothing is stopping you from housing full Benjamins and digging for gold in the bathroom later. I think I could probably eat at least 10, and I would pick BBQ sauce.
I’d lure you to give me a bill for me to eat, then walk off with my free 100$ (no way I’m putting money in my mouth)
You think this is my first rodeo? You gotta put down a credit card as collateral. Don’t worry, the bills are clean. I’m in the money laundering business.
Yeah if someone came down with a stack of money like that I’d take the freebee and tell them to go to hell.