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i_ben_fine@lemmy.one to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Do scrota have the same wrinkle pattern every time they get cold?

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Do scrota have the same wrinkle pattern every time they get cold?

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i_ben_fine@lemmy.one to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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    Day to day, yes… Decade to decade, very unlikely.

    It would make for a very interesting biometric lock mechanism though…

    “… Hold on boys, just need to unlock my phone real quick…”

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      I think the world is finally ready for teabag authentication.

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        First left, then right.

        2FA just took an unexpected turn.

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          “press harder…” “Make sure sack is dry and try again”

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          2 Family jewels Authentication

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        I hate this concept and that I’m thinking about it but

        it might improve hygiene in that area for some people

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          No chance… The taint stain wipe industry lobbyists are way to powerful and far to rich to let something like that slide…

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            Integrate taint stain to further salt the scroteprint against possible sackspoofing attacks.

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