Sorry, this is wrong. Programmers are not femboys, they’re furries. Everybody knows that. How do you think they have so much money to spend on drawn porn and fursuits?

I’m trans and a programmer and I don’t have socks like these. Where do I get some?? (Can someone mail me a pair???)

So if my boss tells me to dress for the job I want. I use this as a guide, right?