Dude, there are so many better ways to get out of KP
Remember when Lee Harvey Oswald tried to defect to the USSR, and they just said… “Bro do you see this place? Why?”
I feel dumb. What am I missing?
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He defected dude. I’m a communist and I’ve thought about doing this a lot. Of course they never sent me to Korea because they knew
You should absolutely do that, go live your dreams!
I can tell you want to report me 👍😎 enjoy being a loser
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That’s actually good stuff but it won’t help me not starve
Report you to whom? Are you on drugs right now?
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Someone crossed the border to north korea
Defected*
He’s defective, all right.
God damn idiot. Needs to be put into a US jail if he’s ever released from North Korea for this stunt.
Why?
How much taxpayer money is going to be wasted to bring this idiot home?
How many more useful things could the state department be doing if they didn’t have to bargain with NK to release this fool?
Not even getting into that this guy was facing charges back home for assaulting a South Korean civilian.
He probably doesn’t want to come back and NK probably is happy to have him. He was facing assault charges and he can probably live an ok life as a propaganda piece for NK.
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