• key@lemmy.keychat.org
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    10 months ago

    The placements of the sexual combo-items make me concerned for their view of sex.

    And Voodoo dolls involve Sloth? I’m not secretly stealing someone’s hair and doing a fucking arts and craft project when I’m feeling sloth.

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      10 months ago

      Half the stuff listed in the sloth circle has nothing to do with sloth. Do you have any idea how much work us bottoms do to train our assess and keep them clean and ready?

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      And Voodoo dolls involve Sloth? I’m not secretly stealing someone’s hair and doing a fucking arts and craft project when I’m feeling sloth.

      No, see it’s Sloth because you’re too lazy to actually do anything to the person, so you just make a doll and pretend that anything bad that happens to them after is because of the voodoo.

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      10 months ago

      Honestly? I do. Not even a joke. It depends on the circumstances, and they’re narrow, but if someone pisses me off in a certain way when I’m stoned then I will move heaven and earth to crush their spirit.

      I am not a good person.

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        10 months ago

        Clearly we need to placate you with snacks, comfortable clothing and/or bedding, games, your phone, and a fidget toy. And more weed, of course.

        Alternatively, we could provide you with an emotional masochist as tribute.

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          10 months ago

          Oh trust me there are other things that could placate me a hell of a lot easier but I feel saying them here might cause a bit of an uproar. None illegal or illicit or immoral or unethical or anything but very… unique lol

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              10 months ago

              Oh isn’t everyone? But last time this happened people were like “Oh lets start a gofundme to get Stamets a bad dragon dildo!” so maybe not this time lol

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                10 months ago

                …yeah, you’re not getting that gofundme until I get my first bad dragon. After that, we can talk. 😂

  • daniyeg@lemmy.ml
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    10 months ago

    neither a valid 7 sets venn diagram nor correct use of one but i appreciate the effort