Behold: I’m the archvegan!

I lead with my devout atheism.

I don’t know what you say, but as a debian omnivore most people don’t notice either.

You know, because the computer just works, looks a little different, kinda like a mac on top, but free, and powerful and stable under the hood.

See I value practicality and reliability, and also ease of use.

This applies to meals as well.

Sure I’ll go vegan if I can, get free range stuff when I can afford it, but I’m not made of money and infinite free time, as one would have to be to be a morally consistent vegan.

Nothing, someone will make this joke before they ever get a chance.