Even the post title. Good job I hate you
This chart is highly inaccurate. For example, in the Halo franchise, the main character’s name is not Halo. What you are referring to is the ancient superstructures made by a highly advanced ancient alien race. The character in the chart is named John Halo.
Actually Halo was the doctor, the shooty guy is called Halo’s monster.
But was he the real monster though? Or was Halo the monster all along for creating him?
Not true! It’s only Halo when it comes from The Halo region of France, when it’s above the surface, it is called Magtroid.
ok, this comment hurts more than the chart lol
This post gave me a stroke.
This hurts me mentally and physically.
I didn’t realize until I got to the bubble gum.
I think halo is a pretty cool guy. He kills aliens and not afraid anything.
FFS, Halo is the name of the blue lady. The guy in the armor is called Master Chef
No, Master Chef is the renowned competitive cooking television program. You’re thinking about the famous rapper and record producer who is the father of Lil’ Romeo.
No no no. Lil’ Romeo is a low quality Pizza chain. You’re thinking of Chief Keef.
It’s “John Romero” and “Commander Keen”.
bro I am disappoint
Tom B. Raider is the silent offscreen narrator of the game. He only exxists because investors only fund games with strong male leads.
Isn’t Tom Braider a famous quarterback in the NHL?
“I’m here to chew ass and kick bubblegum and I’m all outta ass!”
They forgot Pikachu, the blue squirrel character from Digimon!
Can’t wait to play these on my Nintendo
I was suddenly thrown back to elementary school and had a deep seated rage that hadn’t reared it’s head in decades come crashing over me
Was that a stroke?
Like the guy from the Japanese stealth games named Metal Gear.
And the yellow guy with the severely broken tail called Pokeman
Then there’s the guy with an unknown name who just goes by his title, God of War, though I guess since the series is based on Turkish mythology, you could just call him Mars.
Then the blob of goo who invented many famous comic book characters, Jack Kirby
Oh, and the guy named after Internet Explorer: Browser
And the Swedish guy: Mats Effect
My favourite is definitely Elden John
He’s the hero of Elden Ring right?
Yep, that’s the guy. Though he does share a lot of character design with John Souls
Don’t forget the blue hedgehog that’s really fast! Rainbow Dash!
I thought it was the punk band No Effects
But what if Zelda was a girl?
What if Zelda wasn’t a girl but dressed like a girl to pass as one and it made me feel funny
“Tomb” bruh
Ah yes, the good ol’ John Halo
He kills teh aliens and doesn’t afraid of anything
“No John, you are the demon.”