The onion does some high quality vegan shitposting.
I really dread to imagine what 4chan (or wherever trolls congregate nowadays) would come up with to further torture these poor creatures.
Though there’s some stiff competition with common practices. I mean there’s already stuff like male chicks being shredded alive shortly after birth and that’s used nearly every place in the egg industry
(also just to clarify, the original post is an Onion article in case that wasn’t clear earlier. Though the chick maceration is sadly not)
Oh yeah I’m fully aware of the atrocities of the meat, dairy and egg industries (I’ll have been vegan for 6 years as of next Tuesday).
Being vegan for so long has made me lose a lot of faith in humanity, and I’d be afraid to see the fucked up shit suggested in such a poll.
Is that fr?
yes, for generations our species have been held captive to man kind, alas its time for us to rebel and reverse the chain of power. Within a decade at most chicken will be eternal, and mankind will be pet
@ch1cken @usernamesAreTricky @kaffeebohne i for one welcome our new chicken overlords
Oh yeah… I did not catch that. Nvm me
damn, this hit me personally